If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Released:	October 17, 2025
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Producer:	Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio:	VVS Films
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre:	Comedy
Length:	113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

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1  Playhouse Cinema 177 Sherman Ave. N, Hamilton, (905) 545-8888
Wed 4:25
Thu 6:50

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2  Cineplex Cinemas Ancaster (8.3km) 771 Golf Links Road, Ancaster, (905) 304-5888
Fri - Sun 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45
Mon 1:20 4:00 7:00
Tue 1:30 4:10 7:00 9:45

3  SilverCity Burlington (12.59km) 1250 Brant Street, Burlington, (905) 319-8677
Fri 6:35 9:15
Sat 1:05 3:45 6:30 9:15
Sun 12:15 3:30 6:25 9:15
Mon - Tue 6:50

4  TIFF Bell Lightbox (58.84km) 350 King St. W, Toronto, (416) 599-8433
Wed 8:45
Thu 3:45 10:00

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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