If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Released:	October 17, 2025
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Producer:	Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio:	VVS Films
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre:	Comedy
Length:	113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

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1  Playhouse Cinema (52.28km) 177 Sherman Ave. N, Hamilton, (905) 545-8888
Sat 4:15
Sun 4:00
Mon 6:50
Tue 3:30
Wed 4:25
Thu 6:50

2  Princess Twin Cinemas (7.15km) 46 King Street North, Waterloo, (519) 885-2950
Sat 9:20
Sun - Mon 6:45
Tue 9:15
Wed 9:00

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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