If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Released:	October 17, 2025
Director:	Mary Bronstein
Producer:	Eli Bush, Josh Safdie, Ronald Bronstein, Ryan Zacarias, Sara Murphy
Studio:	VVS Films
Cast:	Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Mary Bronstein, A$AP Rocky, Christian Slater
Genre:	Comedy
Length:	113 minutes

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Overview

Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist overwhelmed by her daughter’s mysterious illness and a crumbling apartment, faces escalating chaos. Her absent husband, a missing person, and a strained relationship with her therapist (Conan O’Brien) push her toward a psychological breakdown.

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1  Varsity V.I.P., Toronto (52.95km) 55 Bloor Street West, Toronto, 416-964-2463
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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